The crybabies at the Wall Street Journal are sad that despite "significant gains" in company profits last year, the "surprisingly mediocre" pay for 65 beleaguered CEOs rose "just 1.4%," so that, for instance, the head of Nike got a smaller bonus that brought his pay down to a tragic $12.7 million. Happily, though, a stunning 92% of Wall Street's $33 million in political contributions has gone to the GOP - 72% percent to Romney - so it's money well and unambiguously spent.
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