'Mandatory Transvaginal Ultrasound' Song


The ever-dependable Song-A-Day maestro, Jonathan Mann, delivers another instant classic. He acknowledges the news that Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell has backtracked on the 'intravaginal ultrasound' and settled for a much less invasive 'trans-abdominal' ultrasound performed by the government. Still, says Mann, "I think the song stands. Damn you Virginia.'


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'Why you just open up your Vagina and Virginia will go in there and look around... It's those mandatory - trans-vaginal - ultrasounds!'

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