'Mandatory Transvaginal Ultrasound' Song
The ever-dependable Song-A-Day maestro, Jonathan Mann, delivers another instant classic. He acknowledges the news that Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell has backtracked on the 'intravaginal ultrasound' and settled for a much less invasive 'trans-abdominal' ultrasound performed by the government. Still, says Mann, "I think the song stands. Damn you Virginia.'
'Why you just open up your Vagina and Virginia will go in there and look around... It's those mandatory - trans-vaginal - ultrasounds!'