The Romney Condom: Good For Any Position

Abby Zimet

An enterprising condom-maker in New York has come up with the Romney Condom, tax-free and "a safety net without holes," for "anyone with an elite penis." Say It With a Condom founder Benjamin Sherman is sending a box to the Romney campaign in hopes it could help the clueless multimillionaire connect with average Americans - in, of course, a well-protected sort of way.

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