Fox Freaks: Marxist Muslim Kenyan Issues Christmas Card That's Only Sorta Christmasy, and What's With the Heathen Dog, Anyway?

Abby Zimet

Breaking News! The official White House holiday card makes no mention of the word ‘Christmas’! Holiday presents are on a table underneath a poinsettia, not a Christmas tree! And, notes famed theologian Sarah Palin, it highlights Bo, the First (no doubt atheist) Dog, not "American foundational values" like family, faith and freedom,” which she finds "odd," if not unconstitutional, sorta like those Chairman Mao ornaments those Commies memorably insisted on putting on their tree, because, obviously, they're "different." Sigh. The final irony: Here's the Fox Business holiday card, which is so much more classy.

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