Women for Cain And Against Godless Husbandless Tarts

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Abby Zimet

In the steamy wake of endless charges of sexual shenanigans, Herman Cain's campaign has launched "an online national fellowship of women" dedicated to electing him even if he is a philandering creep. Headed by his wife, reportedly not speaking to him right now, "Women for Cain" celebrates his "strong advocacy for women" and "legacy of family," and boasts comments like "Don't let Satan and his demons win" and "Sir, I firmly believe that you were sent to our nation through Divine Providence and I believe that you are the man to preserve our Republic for our children." It also features a stock photo of enthusiastic women, apparently German, who have presumably never heard of Herman Cain, which makes them very lucky people. Man, what a circus.

Update: Oh dear. Everyone made fun of the stock photo ladies so now they've ditched him too. Now, sadly, the site looks like this:

But folks are still rooting for him. And designing new logos, like this:

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