Okay all you Whopper-and-Almond-Joy-loving heathens: Time to give it up for Jesus. Citing Halloween's "ungodly images and evil characters," Pastor Paul Ade has created the blessed JesusWeen, "a God-given vision which was born as an answer to the cry of many every October 31st." The cry, of course, is for Bibles, which is what JesusWeen followers will be giving out to unsuspecting children on - and he admits this - the "day that is widely acceptable to solicit and knock on doors," thus hopefully ushering in “the most effective Christian outreach day ever.” So get ready children - Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, atheist, agnostic, zombie like in that photo and any other pagan types - it's Bibles for you. Yum.
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