Herman Cain, Ever Inspired

Abby Zimet

Fifth place in the Iowa straw poll is "right where we want to be," says pizza czar Herman Cain, who added he'd be "ecstatic" if he came in 5th in upcoming battles. Turns out, he takes his inspiration from his favorite "poet" - disco queen Donna Summer, singing the theme song for Pokémon: The Movie 2000.

"A poet once said, 'Life can be a challenge, life can seem impossible, but it's never easy when there's so much on the line.'"

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