Deadly Jihadist Haboobs Infiltrate Arizona

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Abby Zimet

Lamentably, Arizona has already fallen under the sway of Sharia law, with weathermen now calling recent dust storms "haboobs" - a common meteorological term until paranoid, xenophobic residents got a hold of it. Hopefully, Texas will be next.

"While other countries in the world may call them that, this is the United States. Even more, this is Arizona, not some Middle Eastern nation. How do they think our soldiers feel coming back to Arizona and hearing some Middle Eastern term?” - angry letter writer

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