Out Of The Billowing Smoke and Dust: Newt!

Abby Zimet

Okay, all week we resisted doing anything on Newt Gingrich - the clownish  missteps, glitter, jewelry and hilariously outraged retort that "any ad which quotes what I said is a falsehood." But Colbert bringing out Sir John Lithgow to recite the epic Gingrich spokesman rant about minions and onslaughts - this, we can't resist.

 From Gingrich spokesman Rick Tyler:

"The literati sent out their minions to do their bidding. Washington cannot tolerate threats from outsiders who might disrupt their comfortable world. The firefight started when the cowardly sensed weakness. They fired timidly at first, then the sheep not wanting to be dropped from the establishment's cocktail party invite list unloaded their entire clip, firing without taking aim their distortions and falsehoods. Now they are left exposed by their bylines and handles. But surely they had killed him off. This is the way it always worked. A lesser person could not have survived the first few minutes of the onslaught. But out of the billowing smoke and dust of tweets and trivia emerged Gingrich, once again ready to lead those who won't be intimated by the political elite and are ready to take on the challenges America faces."

Bonus video!

Lithgow on the slings and arrows:

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