Zombies To GOP: What Do We Want? Brains! When Do We Want Them? Brains!

Abby Zimet

Good times in Wisconsin. Not just in the race for State Supreme Court Judge, where Democrat JoAnne Kloppenburg has apparently beat GOP David Prosser, headed for easy re-election - he won 99.54% of the votes last time - until Scott Walker decided to bust the unions. Also in the streets, where zombies gathered to protest Walker and the tiny portions of GOP brains. Among the signs: "Unions Keep Firefighters Undead," "I Ate Walker's Brain But I'm Still Hungry," and the succinct, "Not Thrilled."


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