A Mighty Fortress Is Our God and You Damn Well Better Pray Or He (Sic) Will Get You Right Quick

A Mighty Fortress Is Our God and You Damn Well Better Pray Or He (Sic) Will Get You Right Quick

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Abby Zimet

Whoah, some of these Christians are scary. Despite the silly little issue of it probably being illegal and unconstitutional, this year's National Prayer Day is set for May 5. Primed to fight off skeptics, prayerful organizers have released a promo showing how the surging black clouds of godlessness will come and destroy you if you don't grab your Bible right now and get to it. Fear-mongering much?

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