Next week's meeting of top-dog right-wingers dubbed the Conservative Political
Action Conference (CPAC) will give former
Secretary of Defense Donald 'Let's Invade Iraq and Afghanistan Just For
the Bloody Hell of It' Rumsfeld their "Defender of the Constitution"
award. One question: Whose constitution? Somalia, maybe? Last year they
gave it to Rush Limbaugh. Their estimable schedule, if you'd like to
partake and can stand it, here.