Take These Pathways to Liberty! (But Bring Your Papers, And Maybe Your Guns Too, Just To Be Sure)
To celebrate their illustrious if mind-scrambling two-year anniversary, the Tea Party Patriots are holding an American Policy Summit in "warm and sunny" – yes! – Arizona. Come help "defend America's founding principles," sort of.
"It has taken the country a long time to get where we are. Now is the time to equip future generations to turn things around."