GOP On The Constitution: Just Not That Into You
What's In A Name Dept: Republicans love the Constitution. We know thanks
to that pointless stunt last week wherein they spent $1.1 million of
our money to read it in the House. Still, there's this pesky little
problem of fundamental rights and liberties as cited in that august
document. Wait! We know! Let's take them out! So it is that the
Subcommittee on the Constitution, Civil Rights,
and Civil Liberties will now be known as the Constitution Subcommittee. Wow. That was easy.