After the Senate somehow again failed to repeal Don't Ask Don't Tell, a Gawker commenter had an apt response.
So everybody out there who's draft eligible, this is what you're
gonna do. You're gonna look up that old college friend or put an ad up
on craigslist, drink a lot of patron, and make a gay sex tape. If you
don't feel like getting fired from your day job, just make it some heavy
kissing. Then we'll collect all the videos, and put them up on a website
called "This is Why I'm Not Going to War for You, You Stupid Sacks of
Shit." And we'll send a link to every goddamn one of those dinosaurs.