We Are Doomed: Awful People Doing Stupid Things for Dreadful Reasons

Abby Zimet


Bridalplasty, a surreal new reality show,
features 12 brides-to-be competing for the plastic surgery of their
warped dreams. The winner gets a fancy wedding preceded by all the other
plastic surgeries she wanted. At the altar, "Viewers will witness (the
groom's) emotional and possibly shocked reaction as he lifts her veil to
see her for the first time." The tagline: "The only show where the
gets cut." Trainwreck city. Oh, America.

emotionally unstable enough to desire that much plastic surgery really
needs Botox for the soul. They should be giving out
therapy instead of nose jobs." - BettyConfidential.com editor Sarah Polonsky.


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