The Ultimate Slippery Slope: Marrying Chairs
Sigh. Now Rebecca Kleefisch, a Christian fundamentalist
candidate for Wisconsin lieutenant-governor, says gay people wanting to
get married will lead to people wanting to marry furniture. Or dogs. There's really no place to go from here except to godhatesshrimp.com,
wherein believers likewise argue that shellfish, like gay people, are "an
abomination before the Lord." Except they're kidding. We think.