Plastic Notoriety

Abby Zimet

Listen up kids! Now's your chance to get your own Christine O'Donnell witch action figure for just $39.95! Other treats from HeroBuilders,
makers of "world famous custom action figures," include a naked Scott
Brown (with fig leaf), a topless Anna Chapman spy girl (with gun), Larry
Craig in an "I Am Not Gay" t-shirt, Tony "The Wanker" Hayward with a BP Polluted Ocean Globe (with black snow), Nancy Pelosi inexplicably lugging a waterboard, and Rod Blagojevich for a mere $149.95 (with a fist full of hundreds.) Capitalism is a wonder.


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