In her first TV ad,
Tea Party darling Christine O'Donnell betters Nixon's "I'm not a crook"
and displays her multiple legislative gifts by assuring us right off
the bat, "I'm not a witch." She concedes, "None of us are (sic) perfect"
and slams vague "backroom deals" before smilingly confiding, "I'm you."
Umm, not. Nope. Our political discourse has become Saturday
Night Live material. Good grief. 

"I'll go to Washington and do what you'd do." - O'Donnell