All Further Articles for 2010-05-14

Friday, May 14, 2010
"A Gift Of Intervention"
In their God-given wisdom, the Louisiana House has voted to allow churchgoers to carry concealed weapons in houses of worship to protect themselves against, umm, whatever. The bill's supporters say show them where it says in the Bible you can't bring a gun to church to properly praise the Lord of peace. "I don't think God said it was OK to carry a gun in the house of the Lord. If you need to have a gun in church, you need to go to another church." – a critic of the bill.
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Big Ocean, Tiny Brain
There are horrifying new reports the Gulf oil spill is up to 20 times worse than initially reported, but hey, the head of BP says not to worry. Tony Hayward has the clueless chutzpah to call the spill "tiny" because there's still a whole bunch of ocean left to destroy, leading us to hope a particularly oily corner of Hell awaits him. "The Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean. The amount of volume of oil and dispersant we are putting into it is tiny in relation to the total water volume."
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