If you dare: Check out the Heart Attack Grill, home to the Single,
Double, Triple (you get the idea) Bypass Burger and Flatliner Fries,
served by scantily-clad "nurses" – Nurse Trisha, Justine, ditto. In Chandler, Arizona,
which means you get McCain, this place and the country's most racist immigration law in one awful swoop. The obese (350 pounds-plus) eat for free. Only in America.