Responding to public outcries over privacy issues with its
launch of Google Buzz, Google apologized and sought to reassure
Americans it would keep information confidential on social security
numbers and Gonorrhea test results and the 1,237,948 people who take
daily medication for anxiety. From the Onion.
"Whether you're Michael Paulson who lives at 3425
Longview Terrace and makes $86,400 a year, or Jessica Goldblatt from
Lynnwood, WA, who already has well-established trust issues, we at
Google would just like to say how very, truly sorry we are."