Need a WTF? break from your righteous and entirely legitimate rage
at Congress for its unconscionable failure to pass real health reform?
Consider the paranoid rantings
of famous lunatic Chuck Norris, who sees almost every move Congress
makes as a "clandestine," "under-handed," and "near-secret" attempt to
"drive a sword through the womb of the unborn" – even, gasp, Jesus.
have happened if Mother Mary had been covered by Obamacare? What if
that young, poor and uninsured teenage woman had been provided the
federal funds (via Obamacare) and facilities (via Planned Parenthood)
to avoid the ridicule, ostracizing, persecution and possible
stoning because of her out-of-wedlock pregnancy?"