Back Where He Belongs

Back Where He Belongs

Abby Zimet

on anonymous tips from the Hispanic-American community, U.S. border
officials deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila
Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living here illegally,
with his 17 children, under the name Lou Dobbs. Officers said
Dominguez/Dobbs pulled a knife, swore in Spanish and spit on them,
"like they will," before they grabbed him by the serape. From the Onion.

CNN sources said they knew nothing about Dobbs' past: "All we knew was that he was willing to take the job most American
newscasters didn't want – namely, speaking out hysterically against
immigration at every turn to help us gain ratings points against Fox

Dominguez/Dobbs' family

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