God's Work

Abby Zimet

Satan is pissed, reports Andy Borowitz, after Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein claimed he was doing "God's work." The Prince of Darkness said he was "delighted" by the obscene bonuses going out to Wall Street executives, but complained that, hey, give credit where credit's due.


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"Lloyd Blankfein seems to have forgotten who came up with the idea of credit default swaps, derivatives, and mortgage-backed securities," he said. "I don't want to sound like a diva, but how about a little respect for the guy who signs your paycheck?" 

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