George W. Bush, widely viewed as the worst president in the history of the universe, is launching his next gig. He will appear
at a GET MOTIVATED Seminar, a "world famous...action-packed,
star-studded, fun-filled, spectacular stage show" that "packs more
inspirational firepower than a stick of dynamite!" Just $4.95 per
person, or "send your entire office for $19." Along with Colin Powell -
surprising, that - W will appear with various weird people, including
Tamara Lowe, who runs this thing with hubby Peter and who will "reveal the secrets to
MAXIMIZING your sales potential! Also how to "prosper for a lifetime -
in virtually any industry, and in ANY economy!" Even one W screwed up!
At this rate, who needs fiction?