Monkey Business

Abby Zimet

Evidently laboring under the belief that brass instruments
sprang from the brow of God, just like we did, a Missouri school
district has yanked
a high school band t-shirt because it...ummm...showed evolution. Even
though the theme of its fall program is "Brass Evolutions," which sure
seems to go well with monkeys becoming bipeds and all, the district
pulled the t-shirt after complaints from apparently less-than-evolved

"I can see where the parents are coming from," said junior Adam Tilley. "Evolution has always been controversial."

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