The Onion notes that President Obama has slightly altered his campaign promise of "change" to the less catchy "barely measurable and largely symbolic improvements in the status quo." Ya gotta laugh or cry.
"Remember: Yes we can, if by that you mean tiptoeing around potentially
unpopular decisions that could alienate a large segment of the
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