So
the wrong candidate has won, and you want to leave the country. Let us consider
your options.
Renouncing your citizenship
Given how much the United States as a nation professes to value freedom,
your freedom to opt out of the nation itself is surprisingly limited.
The State Department does not record the annual number of Americans renouncing
their citizenship-"renunciants," as they are officially termed-but the
Internal Revenue Service publishes their names on a quarterly basis in
the Federal Register. The IRS's interest in the subject is, of course,
purely financial; since 1996, the agency has tracked ex-Americans in the
hopes of recouping tax revenue, which in some cases may be owed for up
to ten years after a person leaves the country. In any event, the number
of renunciants is small. In 2002, for example, the Register recorded only
403 departures, of which many (if not most) were merely longtime resident
aliens returning home.
The most serious barrier to renouncing your citizenship is that the State
Department, which oversees expatriation, is reluctant to allow citizens
to go "stateless." Before allowing expatriation, the department will want
you to have obtained citizenship or legal asylum in another country-usually
a complicated and expensive process, if it can be done at all. Would-be
renunciants must also prove that they do not intend to live in the United
States afterward. Furthermore, you cannot renounce inside U.S. borders;
the declaration must be made at a consul's office abroad.
Those who imagine that exile will be easily won would do well to consider
the travails of Kenneth Nichols O'Keefe. An ex-Marine who was discharged,
according to his website, under "other than honorable conditions," O'Keefe
has tried officially to renounce his citizenship twice without success,
first in Vancouver and then in the Netherlands. His initial bid was rejected
after the State Department concluded that he would return to the United
States-a credible inference, as O'Keefe in fact had returned immediately.
After his second attempt,
O'Keefe waited seven months with no response before he tried a more sensational
approach. He went back to the consulate at The Hague, retrieved his passport,
walked outside, and lit it on fire. Seventeen days later, he received
a letter from the State Department informing him that he was still an
American, because he had not obtained the right to reside elsewhere. He
had succeeded only in breaking the law, since mutilating a passport is
illegal. It says so right on the passport.
Heading to Canada or Mexico
In your search for alternate citizenship, you might naturally think first
of Canada and Mexico. But despite the generous terms of NAFTA, our neighbors
to the north and south are, like us, far more interested in the flow of
money than of persons. Canada, in particular, is no longer a paradise
awaiting American dissidents: whereas in 1970 roughly 20,000 Americans
became permanent residents of Canada, that number has dropped over the
last decade to an average of just about 5,000. Today it takes an average
of twenty-five months to be accepted as a permanent resident, and this
is only the first step in what is likely to be a five-year process of
becoming a citizen. At that point the gesture of expatriation may already
be moot, particularly if a sympathetic political party has since resumed
power.
Mexico's citizenship program is equally complicated. Seniors should know
that the country does offer a lenient program for retirees, who may essentially
stay as long as they want. But you will not be able to work or to vote,
and, more important, you must remain an American for at least five years.
France
Should one candidate win, those who opposed the Iraq war might hope to
find refuge in France, where a very select few are allowed to "assimilate"
each year. Assimilation is reserved for persons of non-French descent
who are able to prove that they are more French than American, having
mastered the language as well as the philosophy of the French way of life.
Each case is determined on its own merit, and decisions are made by the
Ministère de l'Emploi, du Travail, et de la Cohésion Social. When your
name is published in the Journal Officiel de la République Français, you
are officially a citizen, and may thereafter heckle the United States
with authentic Gallic zeal.
The coalition of the willing
Should the other candidate win, war supporters might naturally look to
join the coalition of the willing. But you may find a willing and developing
nation as difficult to join as an unwilling and developed one. It takes
at least five years to become a citizen of Pakistan, for instance, unless
one marries into a family, and each applicant for residency in Pakistan
is judged on a case-by-case basis. Uzbekistan imposes a five-year wait
as well, with an additional twist: the nation does not recognize dual
citizenship, and so you will be required to renounce your U.S. citizenship
first. Given Uzbekistan's standard of living (low), unemployment (high),
and human-rights record (poor), this would be something of a leap of faith.
The Caribbean
A more pleasant solution might be found in the Caribbean. Take, for example,
the twin-island nation of St. Kitts and Nevis, which Frommer's guide praises
for its "average year-round temperature of 79°F (26°C), low humidity,
white-sand beaches, and unspoiled natural beauty." Citizenship in this
paradise can be purchased outright. Prices start at around $125,000, which
includes a $25,000 application fee and a minimum purchase of $100,000
in bonds. Processing time, which includes checks for criminal records
and HIV, can take up to three months, but with luck you could be renouncing
by Inauguration Day. The island of Dominica likewise offers a program
of "economic citizenship," though it should be noted that Frommer's describes
the beaches as "not worth the effort to get there."
Speed is of the essence, however, because your choice of tropical paradises
is fast dwindling: similar passport-vending programs in Belize and Grenada
have been shut down since 2001 under pressure from the State Department,
which does not approve. In any case, it should be noted that under the
aforementioned IRS rules, you might well be forced to continue subsidizing
needless invasions-or, to be evenhanded, needless afterschool programs.
Indian reservations
Our Native American reservations, which enjoy freedom from state taxation
and law enforcement, might seem an ideal home for the political exile.
But becoming a citizen of a reservation is difficult-one must prove that
one is a descendant of a member of the original tribal base roll-and moreover
would be, as a gesture of political disaffection, largely symbolic. Reservations
remain subject to federal law; furthermore, citizens of a reservation
hold dual citizenships, and as such are expected to vote in U.S. elections
and to live with the results.
The high seas
You might consider moving yourself offshore. At a price of $1.3 million
you can purchase an apartment on The World, a residential cruise ship
that moves continuously, stopping at ports from Venice to Zanzibar to
Palm Beach. Again, however, your expatriation would be only partial: The
World flies the flag of the Bahamas, but its homeowners, who hail from
all over Europe, Asia, and the United States, retain citizenship in their
home nations.
To obtain a similar result more cheaply, you can simply register your
own boat under a flag of convenience and float it outside the United States'
230-mile zone of economic control. There, on your Liberian tanker, you
will essentially be an extension of that African nation, subject only
to its laws, and may imagine yourself free of oppressive government.
Micronations
The boldest approach is to start a nation of your own. Sadly, these days
it is essentially impossible to buy an uninhabited island and declare
it a sovereign nation: virtually every rock above the waterline is now
under the jurisdiction of one principality or another. But efforts have
been made to build nations on man-made structures or on reefs lying just
below the waterline. Among the more successful of these is the famous
Principality of Sealand, which was founded in 1967 on an abandoned military
platform off the coast of Britain. The following year a British judge
ruled that the principality lay outside the nation's territorial waters.
New citizenships in Sealand, however, are not being granted or sold at
present.
A less fortunate attempt was made in 1972, when Michael Oliver, a Nevada
businessman, built an island on a reef 260 miles southwest of Tonga. Hiring
a dredger, he piled up sand and mud until he had enough landmass to declare
independence for his "Republic of Minerva." Unfortunately, the Republic
of Minerva was soon invaded by a Tongan force, whose number is said to
have included a work detail of prisoners, a brass band, and Tonga's 350-pound
king himself. The reef was later officially annexed by the kingdom.
More recently, John J. Prisco III, of the Philippines, has declared himself
the prince of the Principality of New Pacific, and announced that he has
discovered a suitable atoll in the international waters of the Central
Pacific. As of publication, the principality has yet to begin the first
phase of construction, but it is already accepting applications for citizenship.
Imaginary nations
Perhaps the most elegant solution is to join a country that exists only
in one's own-or someone else's-imagination. Many such virtual nations
can be found on the Internet, and citizenships in them are easy to acquire.
This, in fact, was the route most recently attempted by Kenneth Nichols
O'Keefe, the unfortunate ex-Marine. In February 2003,
O'Keefe went to Baghdad to serve as a human shield, traveling with a
passport issued to him by the "World Service Authority," an outfit based
in Washington, D.C., that has dubbed more than 1.2 million people "world
citizens." While laying over in Turkey, however, he was detained; Turkey,
as it turns out, does not recognize the World Service Authority. O'Keefe
was forced to apply for a replacement U.S. passport from the State Department,
which rather graciously complied.
Upon his arrival in Baghdad, O'Keefe promptly set the replacement passport
on fire. But he remains, to his dismay, an American.
Bryant Urstadt's last article for Harper's Magazine, "A Four-Year
Plague," appeared in the May issue.
© 2004 Harpers.org
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