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Sorry, Richard Branson – We Didn't Care About Your Blaze
The British, at long last, are showing a healthy indifference to the ways of the super-rich.
Did anyone feel for Richard Branson and his Necker Island inferno – sympathy, empathy, anything? If not, why not? The story had all the compelling ingredients. Lightning striking the £60m private island, fire raging through the Agatha Christie-sounding Great House. Guest Kate Winslet carrying Branson's 90-year-old mother to safety. Branson racing towards the burning house, stark naked. Perhaps too much information with that last one. I hope his hot-air balloons weren't damaged.
Here was a story with everything. By "everything", I mean, billionaires and Oscar winners in peril! We'd have lapped this up in decades gone by. Fabulous, brave Kate, and her soot-smudged cheeks, carrying Granny Branson through the flames to safety – wow, it's like Titanic, only hotter.
And yet no one I've come across seems that fussed about the Necker fire. Which seems surprising, even cold. Don't the rich burn like the rest of us? Moreover, this story was akin to a 1970s disaster movie. One almost expected the late Liz Taylor to waft on to "set" in mink and pearls, until becoming engulfed in flames and falling off a balcony, still clutching a martini glass. Indeed, maybe this (the feeling of fictional characters playing movie scenes) was part of the problem. Times are hard and getting harder. These people who are richer, bigger, "better" than us – it's as if we don't have the energy for them anymore.
It seems to me that we're sick of them – "them" being the super-rich and/or mega-famous. After all this time, the penny has finally dropped that most of them wouldn't, well, piss on us if we were on fire. All that escapism was a con, a sedation of the masses. This is interesting on several levels.
Where celebrity is concerned, I've long thought that the public had been played for suckers. We are constantly and loftily informed that we are obsessed with celebrities, when it stands to reason that those most obsessed with celebrity are celebrities themselves. After all, they're the ones who fought, schemed and scrabbled to become celebrities. However, in this instance, celebrity may be the ultimate pan-cultural, socioeconomic red herring. Recently, it's the rich who've been flushed out, exposed as "different", in various unflattering ways F Scott Fitzgerald, that big suck-up, probably wouldn't have considered.
In Britain, the general attitude towards the rich and powerful seems to be shifting fast, from a default position of respect, to grudging respect, then simple resentment, right through to anger and disgust. This is for a variety of reasons: the cuts are really beginning to bite; weasel tax breaks are being offered to the top rung; and the seeming absence of homegrown Warren Buffett types insisting that their taxes be raised, because they've had it too easy.
Buffett and others have been speaking out, frequently and eloquently, on such matters, but there's not been much from British millionaires/billionaires.
Hang on, I'll just hang my head out of the window, cock my ears, see if I can hear anything from them. Nope, nothing. Of course, I don't know Branson's personal view. Arguably, he is Britain's most popular billionaire ever, someone who's managed to retain at least a semblance of blokeishness and accessibility. If even Dickie B can't get the British public interested in his near-fatal house fire, then there's no hope for the rest of them.
Yet this is the same nation that was fascinated by the woman who leapt from the burning building during the riots. For days afterwards, we wanted to know who she was, and how she was (Monika Konczyk, and fine, if you're still interested). Where was the famous Brit compassion for those on Necker – what exactly do the super-rich have to do to engage our attention and sympathy these days?
Oh I don't know. Perhaps start realizing it's a two-way street?
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Show AllIt could inspire more "sickness" of say- all things kardashian, for instance. It is a movement that needs to take off and render their (ALL of these rich twisted personality types) cults empty.
THAT would be sweet. And, it would drive THEM absolutely insane.
It IS a waste of time. Ellen is one of the Guardian's worst columnists, I have no idea how she keeps her job, or why CD chose to post her article.
Bare-ass nekid' were you seen.
Reason demands an answer, but a giggle will do.
A fire for any is no fun, yet a picture is worth a 1000 words.
Not to be picky, but why was Kate carrying Grandma?
So you were gardening, fixing the car, chasing the maid?
Oh my, a cheeky message from the heavens on propriety?
Nature may bellow, yet with taxes hollow; a bare ass just looks callow.
my fingers did the walking. Tony
Ignoring the rich is a luxury and do so at your own peril as they won't remain so commodious. Find out how the fire started and what it burned will be of interest for the fire. Insurance? Destruction of evidence? I would think rich people are sociopaths who warrant watching as their motivations are without remorse.
I could assume the branson was sans clothe because he was paying Kate Winslet for some private home movies. Another after thought with the idea of the gibson guitar company being raided recently for using hard to get exotic woods, is just how much will this billionaire smuck pay to get those ever so increasingly disappearing rare woods to rebuild.
Thanks for the good news. Indifference to the rich in Britain of all places, that is promising. I work tirelessly for a classless world, things are finally getting better. This is why I read CD, thanks.
I would piss on Branson even if he were not on fire....but he would have to pay me in advance this time....I'm not falling for his " Oh Blimey, Me wallets in me other jet" line again.
The title to this says it for me: "Sorry, Richard Branson – We Didn't Care About Your Blaze".
I just hope the naked branson was able to put the fire out on kate winslet's bush to keep her alive.
I used to read gossip to counter-balance all the gloom I would read about.
Lately the only gossip I can handle is dlisted.com which reduces all celebrities to ho's and sluts.
the last time I read his name it was in reference to a group of world leaders he was hosting on his island...a group including Tony Blair, among others...
when we get to the point where we're hosting private get-togethers for Blair-types, my neckhairs get real tingly...
I am sure a lot of people's houses burned down the same day this happened to Branson, but I don't recall hearing anything about those events, unless they were very local. Celebrities don't create themselves, their sheepish followers do it. A pile of crap is still a pile of crap, even if there is a little gold dust scattered on top of it ....