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Shaming of the Screws
What do Laura Bush and Jackie Kennedy have in common?
Well, they both married ridiculously wealthy men whose largess was gifted to them by notorious fathers and grandfathers. In both cases the money was tainted by violence and/or illegal activity. The Kennedys bootlegged during the great depression and the Bush family's Standard Oil traded with Hitler's Germany.
Neither woman's husband toiled for the wealth that kept their wives in gorgeous clothes, fabulous homes, and indulged their children beyond the average kids' wildest imaginings.
Oh yeah, and they were both married to presidents of the United States.
But last week, in an interview Laura Bush gave to CNN's Larry King, we learned one more way that First Lady 43 was like First Lady 35. They both stayed in the Whitehouse silently tolerating husbands who continually screwed folks their wives didn't approve of them screwing.
Words change periodically and because "screw" has evolved so many times, I'll explain. In this context I'm not referring to the traditional mechanical definition, "a simple machine consisting of a spirally threaded cylindrical rod that engages with a similarly threaded hole." Nor do I mean the standard verb tense, "cause to penetrate, as with a circular motion."
I'm employing modern slang incarnations of these historical definitions. Still, screw has acquired many definitions since it first joined the English language somewhere around 1404. So I must therefore point out that I'm also not referring to the noun "screw" as it pertains to "a worn out horse" or "prison guard."
No I mean two definitions of a more recent and vulgar vernacular: neither of which compliment the respective president to whom I have applied these terms. In the case of Kennedy, as any Marilyn Monroe scholar will tell you, screw is "slang for sexual intercourse." And in the case of George W. Bush it means "to cheat: defeat someone through trickery or deceit."
First let's tackle the obvious. There are verifiable rumors, repeated in Time Magazine as well as other places, which claim that Jackie Kennedy didn't just know that her husband was screwing around but that she sold her silence regarding JFK's tawdry behavior to her father-in-law. It is alleged that not only did Joe Kennedy pay for all of Jackie's baubles and beautiful clothes while she was first lady, he also gave her a cool million to stay with JFK and protect his political career.
As for GWB using social issues to polarize our nation and win an election - we realized from Laura Bush's CNN interview that she disagreed with him on those fundamental issues of personal freedom - but chose to go along with his policies of oppressing folks for his presidential political gain. Why didn't she leave him, if not physically at least rhetorically, and tell the press that she did not agree with her husband's tactics?
It's easier to label Jackie's moral sidestep than it is to understand Laura's sold out conscience.
Heck, Jackie's predicament reminds me of that old joke about the guy who sits down with a woman in a bar and offers her a million dollars to sleep with him. She replies meekly, "well sure." Then he asks her to do the same for fifty dollars. Haughtily she retorts, "What kind of a girl do you think I am?" The man replies, "I think we've established that, we're just working on the price."
So when Laura Bush blithely told Larry King and all his viewers, "when couples are committed to each other and love each other that they ought to have, I think, the same sort of rights that everyone has." And then went on to state that abortion is "important for medical reasons, and other reasons." I couldn't help but wonder what possible compensation she might have received to keep quiet while gays and women making the toughest choice of their lives were used as rhetorical subterfuge to gain re-election.
Maybe for both first ladies it wasn't money or lifestyle that kept them silent in the face of dishonor and their husband's win-at-all-costs mentality. Maybe these women were afraid of their powerful husbands.
If so, that brings us to another definition of screw that we should all employ more often, "to muster or summon up; as in courage."
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Show AllApart from the obvious personal benefits, both of these women were acting for the benefit of their class. Americans don't usually think of class as an explanation for behaviour, but in fact the rich stick together despite their intra-class differences. They have learned how to survive by splitting the rest of us into "gays," "women," "blacks," etc.--while they present a solid block--the rich, the upper class. They will never intentionally do anything that will harm their power and wealth.
Excellent insight, Donna.
And perhaps their greatest achievement has been convincing the lower classes that class warfare doesn't exist.
Except prince William found this out the hard way after he hooked up with Diana!
Cicero: "Freedom is participation in power."
Given the present degenerate state of American existence this was one of the most pointless articles I've read on this site. Pretty soon we'll be reading about the sexual vs. acting role hypocrisies of Queen Latifa.
I agree.
Looking at politics from the outside, one would think, "Gee, I would like to join that club and make a positive difference in this world." So, a person gets into politics and things look a lot different from the inside. You see, there is a one-way mirror between the politicos and the rest of us. We only see a reflection of ourselves, from the outside, but from the inside, the politicos see how easy it is to screw people out of their money and freedom and THEY LOVE IT! They quickly forget why they got into politics - then they gorge themselves on the bounty that is available. No matter what they do, what lies they tell, what people they literally fuck - odds are, they will never have to pay for their indiscretions. So it is.....
Here's a quote from Gore Vidal's, who lived for a time as Jacqueline Bovier's stepbrother, latest book, Snapshots in History's Glare. It was made about his 1960 campaign for congress but is even more applicable today:
"When it comes to libelous rumors, the American right wing is unparalleled in the things they can think up, demonstrating what strange subconsciousnesses they must have, as they have no conscious minds, at least visible thus far to the voters."
readbetweenthe_lines:
"one had the ethics of a jackal and the other ditto plus the IQ of a doorknob".
I am a daily reader of Common Dreams and comments on the articles, and I must say I do enjoy so many of the comments -- some of which truly do bring laughter, for their creativity. Readbetweenthe_lines: GWB certainly does have the IQ of a doorknob, and thanks for describing it so comically, though what his administration has done is certainly NOT funny. Thanks though -- I do appreciate the humorous description. This brought on most hearty laughter!
And Thanks to Paranoid Pessimist for the Gore Vidal quote -- excellent.
So maybe what this missive offers is a reminder that our "esteemed" leaders and their families are not so esteemed. Perhaps it would be good if they'd remember that and not be so damned hypocritical.
What would also be helpful is elected officials with a healthy streak of integrity. Or is that too oxy-moron-ish? Next I'll be wanting pols to have brains and integrity.
Wonder if you could accomplish anything with intelligence and integrity? It would be a welcome change!
Bring America Back !!!!
****On the JFK side of things, there is a good DVD on the
'screw' aspects entitled: "An American Affair", nicely done film, with an innocent neighbor teenager in the subplot.
I recommend it.
****Once you get to the highest Executive levels, seems our Idols take the position that they may have whatever they so desire !!!! Since the US Secret Service is directly complicit in allowing access to our Big Guys, how then can the spouses of Presidents 'control' their husbands' daliances?
****Maybe, for future reference, First Ladies' could learn a lesson from Mrs Tiger Woods.....Her ire at such 'screw'
infidelities is called a Three Iron well placed...but put into a White House scenario just may be a bit unpatriotic !
***We could also speculate on just how Monica Lewinsky made it past the US Secret Service and gained access to Bill Clinton.
That was no bar joke, that was my wife.
History: The hypothetical scenario mentioned is attributed to a real exchange between Winston Churchill (in his cups) and a woman with cups at a state dinner.
Jackie had to have known about Fiddle and Faddle, two "secretaries" on the personal staff of JFK, whose rod comforted them and vice versa. LBJ had a particularly peregrinating pecker. What does any of this prove?
Trylon
Don’t forget about the mechanical advantage of the screw.
Holding on tightly is a labour of love, well eros anyway.
Nuts and bolts have a way of becoming loose.
What I read between the lines written about past first wives is speculation about the current one. This one seemed so fresh and delightful and authentic during the campaign, but I suppoe she was either playing a part then or is compelled to play another one now. Gender equality is still more a concept than a reality, and it may well NOT be something first wives strive for anyway.
It is simple really. The dollar is a screw. Its obvious it always has been.
So accept the reality.
It is a has been.
So, let's see here: I'm supposed to draw from this article, what exactly?
The continued exploitation of women by men who like to screw?
The continued exploitation of men by screwy women?
It reminds me of one of those Mao-er than thou sessions I attended as an undergraduate when one of the co-eds said, "As far as I'm concerned, men are in one class--and women in another."
She did not enjoy it when I replied, "Then I want to be in Nancy Reagan's class."
In some way our recent President's have been "hollow men", empty suits, with noticeable character deficits. Noticeable yet somewhow ignored or mischaracterized by popular culture. We keep telling ourselves that we are carefully weighing the "character" issue, when in fact, we do no such thing. I suppose it is because we have no useful concept of how to judge character; instead we use more or less meaningless cultural pointers. A lot of Americans are dumb enough to thinking "talking tough" is the same as being tough...whaddyagonnado?
What does that say about the wives? Big character deficits also.