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Tom DeLay and the Woodstock Nation
A sorry state of affairs. If it wasn't for all the 40th anniversary celebrations of Woodstock, the primary cultural contribution of the month would be the announcement that Tom DeLay of Texas -- birther, born again and former Republican House Majority Leader -- will be a contestant in the next round of Dancing with the Stars.
Still, better to see DeLay trotting the boards of ABC's hit "reality" show than back marauding the halls of Congress -- or roaming faraway Saipan with now imprisoned lobbyist Jack Abramoff, praising the US possession's sweatshops as "a perfect Petri dish of capitalism." ("It's like my Galapagos Island," DeLay enthused.)
When he makes his debut on Dancing with the Stars, you have to wonder if Tom will specialize in that favorite Lone Star dance, The Cotton Eye Joe, or more appropriately, some variation of The Sidestep, immortalized in Broadway's The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.
The corrupt governor in the show sings, "Ooh, I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don't. I've come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step, cut a little swathe and lead the people on."
No doubt there will be a lifting groundswell of GOP voting that will keep DeLay light on his feet through at least the first rounds of the competition. But as far as leading people on, the ex-congressman would do well to remember what happened the last time he tried to jury tamper with the scorekeeping on Dancing with the Stars.
You see, this is not The Hammer's first time at the rodeo. Three years ago, several weeks after his resignation from Congress, he sent a letter to his fan base urging them to vote for country singer Sara Evans, a Dancing with the Stars contestant.
"Sara Evans has been a strong supporter of the Republican Party and represents good American values in the media," DeLay wrote. "From singing at the 2004 Republican Convention to appearing with candidates in the last several election cycles, we have always been able to count on Sara for her support of the things we all believe in... One of her opponents on the show is ultra liberal talk show host Jerry Springer. We need to send a message to Hollywood and the media that smut has no place on television by supporting good people like Sara Evans."
Jerry Springer wound up outlasting Evans, who dropped out of Dancing with the Stars in the midst of a messy divorce during which she accused her husband of serial adultery. He made similar charges against her. So it goes when bad things happen to good people.
Now if DeLay equated the comparatively harmless Springer with smut on TV, goodness knows what he would have made of Woodstock, the peace-love-music, free-for-all celebration that in 1969 churned upstate New York dairy farmer Max Yasgur's pastures into mud.
DeLay was 22 back then, perhaps just a hair past prime for the Woodstock generation, but still in his pre-probity days. He might have enjoyed himself (remember that while in the Texas state legislature his nickname was "Hot Tub Tom").
At the time, he was working on his final credits toward a bachelor's degree from the University of Houston. He majored in biology, which before he went into politics led to a career not, surprise, in evolutionary science but insect extermination.
Me, during the summer of Woodstock I was getting ready to go away for my freshman year of college. I saw one of the first ads for the festival in the Sunday edition of The New York Times and enlisted one of my high school English teachers and her husband to go with me -- they even had the requisite Volkswagen microbus. And the concert site was only a four-hour drive away, tops.
Alas, my plan fell through for that most rudimental of reasons: my mother said no.
Several months later, at the end of my freshman year, some friends and I hitchhiked to a midnight showing of Michael Wadleigh's extraordinary Woodstock documentary. Hard to imagine that four decades later anyone would have the creative courage -- or chutzpah -- to try to recapture the experience.
But two sets of filmmakers have done just that and the results are terrific. Taking Woodstock, a feature film directed by Ang Lee and written and produced by my friend James Schamus, is a funny, touching look at the festival from the periphery. The performances are on pitch and the movie captures the period and the event perfectly, without once slipping into caricature or retrospective smugness -- not a whiff of contemporary filmmakers betraying their subject matter with a "weren't they adorable and feckless back then" attitude.
(In fact, Schamus told me the only thing people who were there in 1969 think Taking Woodstock lacks for atmosphere is the stink created by acres of muck and half a million people.)
So, too, with Woodstock: Now and Then, directed by the great documentary filmmaker Barbara Kopple. Using footage from the original Wadleigh documentary, combined with a wealth of other archival material and new interviews with many of the participants, Kopple tells the story of the concert from its inception through the bitter financial wrangling that tore its promoters apart from the moment the music was over.
In his New York Times review, critic Mike Hale wrote, "In one way her film is probably truer to the actual experience of the average Woodstock attendee than Mr. Wadleigh's was. She focuses less on the music, which for some portion of the half-million people in attendance was merely a rumor."
There is a fearful, ironic symmetry in the Times' praise of Kopple's documentary, for one of the most interesting points of her film is how that paper, as well as other publications at the time, initially tried to shape their coverage to match a prejudiced preconception.
It was a "Nightmare in the Catskills," the Times editorialized. "What kind of culture is it that can produce so colossal a mess?... Surely the parents, the teachers and indeed all the adults who helped create the society against which these young people are so feverishly rebelling must bear a share of the responsibility for this outrageous episode."
New York Times reporter Barnard Collier, who was covering the actual concert, pushed back. Interviewed in Kopple's film he recalled, "When the stuff started getting back to New York, the editors there said, this is not what we want. We want a story about what a mess this is. They wanted me to write a story that said Woodstock was a catastrophe about to happen. I said I wouldn't write it. They said, you gotta write it. I said, I refuse to write it, unless it gets in [my] way. I said, and you gotta read it to me before it goes in, so that I know somebody hasn't penciled it, you know, taken it apart.
"Finally, I got to [Times executive editor] Scottie Reston, and Scottie Reston said, okay, we'll go with it the way you see it."
In this time of dying newspapers and the domination of television news by cable networks featuring bombastic opinion and little else, it's wistful to remember a time when a reporter could persuade an editor to do the right thing. Wistful as well to reflect on a Woodstock Nation that never really materialized, its moment of rhythm and harmony trumped by the heavy-footed dance stylings of men like Tom DeLay.
(Taking Woodstock opens at theaters in New York and Los Angeles August 26 and nationwide on August 28. Woodstock: Now and Then already has premiered on the VH1 and The History Channel cable networks. Keep your eyes open for repeats. )
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Show AllGiven the levels of idiocy and bullshit on DWTS, DeLay will fit rignt in.
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"Michael Winship is senior writer..."
...who has apparently been granted license to manufacture words like "rudimental."
Can I get a gig as his senior editor?
"Rudimental," and "rudiment" are both in the dictionary. ?
"The Sidestep, immortalized in Broadway's The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas." was written with Tom DeLay in mind. He is the poster boy for corruption, chicanery and political perversion.
Tom Delay made Jim Wright look "ethical" in pale comparison. I wonder who will be the next pol to make Tom Delay look "ethical" in pale comparison.
"I wonder who will be the next pol to make Tom Delay look 'ethical' . . . ."
Max Baucus seems to be working on that.
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Hi Jennifer
I think quickstepper answered that! And he is right.
I have to disagree with you there. Tom DeLay is world class unethical, world class corrupt, and world class evil. Cheney or Rove cannot hold a candle to DeLay. I doubt that the mutated offspring of Dick Cheney and Beelzebub could compete with Tom DeLay. I would put Tom DeLay up against any evil cretin from history, anywhere in the world. His evil was only limited by the limits of power of his office and position. If he had been in Hitler's Germany, we would never have heard of Mr. Hitler as DeLay would have stabbed him in the back early on, and it would be DeLay that the world would know as the great evil Nazi. Don't sell DeLay short. I doubt we will ever see another like him.
As much as I hate to disagree with you, DeLay isn't close to Cheney. Cheney has the blood of many of our kids on his hands, he enabled cronies to steal far more money than DeLay ever saw, if he had been in Germany he would have been Hitler and DeLay would have dissappeared!
That said, you would have trouble seeing daylight between DeLay and the bottom, so except for Cheney....I agree.
I agree that Cheney has done more evil, but that is only because he had more opportunity. If DeLay had been in Cheney's position, as VP, I'd bet my last dollar he would have offed Bush within a year, nuked Iran and probably Venezuela, started using the military in the US and rounded up anyone to the left of Reagan and put them in camps, and God knows what else. Have you read about his shenanigans in the N. Marianas? Or about his Christian charitable organizations he set up to simply funnel money to his wife? Or about how he took over the budget process (Hastert was his puppet) and basically rewrote all the funding bills with no oversight? He is the closest thing to pure evil I have ever seen.
Though I agree with you that Cheney, if he had the power, would have made DeLay disappear in Nazi Germany, I would assert that DeLay would have made Cheney disappear if he was the one with the power. Cheney at least has a good relationship with his family, and there is some semblance of a human being under there somewhere. With DeLay, nope. He is estranged from most of his family members and all his former business partners. He stabs EVERYONE in the back. He is a sick puppy.
Knowing DeLay, I cannot argue with your assesssment. One sick puppy indeed!
So it really amounts to which one gets control first. Evil twins.
True about Cheney and his family, ac redeeming quality.....he even defends his daughter when he abhors gays......you win....DeLay IS more evil.
Who knows, maybe DeLay will perfect the Texas two-step so he can court Bubba, his prison cellmate. Personally, I hope DeLay trips over a stage light, breaks his nose, and loses a few teeth.
Lovely thoughts!
A sorry state of affairs. If it wasn't for all the 40th anniversary celebrations of Woodstock, the primary cultural contribution of the month would be the announcement that Tom DeLay of Texas -- birther, born again and former Republican House Majority Leader -- will be a contestant in the next round of Dancing with the Stars.
Read this to yourself several times, slowly. Absurd, no? Stupid, vulgar, eye-popping, depressing, hopeless . . . I'm going back to bed.
Three summers before Woodstock, I was living in the Haight in S.F. and going to the Fillmore once in a while.
One night as the bands played on, two buttoned up men came in, came up to me, and said, "We're from the Chronicle, and we want to know what's going on."
I'm still laughing.
I, for one, am hoping Sarah Palin will be Tom DeLay's dancing partner. Yee-haw!
They would be a perfect fit.
Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, you thieving, corrupt, exhibitionist. You are ugly, stupid, without talent.
Will you stop at nothing just to see your name in the funny papers?
Gee, Jethro, please look up a word before you decide someone has made it up (not that there's anything wrong with making up words -- Shakespeare did it all the time).
Any person who has ever played the drums seriously knows the words rudiment and rudimental. So does the Merriam-Wenster Dictionary. To wit:
Main Entry: ru·di·ment
Pronunciation: \ˈrü-də-mənt\
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin rudimentum beginning, from rudis raw, rude
Date: 1548
1 : a basic principle or element or a fundamental skill —usually used in plural
— ru·di·men·tal \ˌrü-də-ˈmen-təl\ adjective
I know my flam from my paradiddle.
The word the author was searching for was "rudimentary."
After serving 43 years in & with the US Army I finally retired. Needing a hobby to stay active, believe it or not, I became a "ballroom dancer." One thing that was impressed on all who were involved in competitive dancing was that it is a: "Gentlemens' Sport." Therefore I strongly recommend, in-fact I insist, that Dancing with the Stars be taken off the airwaves should they fail to prevent Tom Delay from appearing on their program. We the People know very well who Tom Delay is. He is no Gentleman. I'll refrain from saying what I really know and think about him because my Mother would wash my mouth out with soap.