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Wall Street Mocked American Values
The announcement last week that Trader Monthly magazine was ceasing publication was one of those moments when a chance arrow of history scores a perfect bull's eye on a deserving target. The current recession, brought on at least in part by Wall Street's bonus lust, has claimed countless innocent victims. But in this case it has finally delivered a comeuppance to our era's loudest, gaudiest, cockiest champion of Wall Street excess.
Those who still single out former Merrill Lynch CEO John Thain as a symbol of extravagance should take note. Yes, the man once spent over a million dollars having his office remodeled and went on to arrange questionable bonuses for the year in which Merrill lost billions and sold itself to Bank of America.
Just a few years ago, however, the bonus cognoscenti at Trader Monthly depicted Mr. Thain as something of a piker. In an article that began with the sentence, "What, did somebody forget a zero?" they sneered at Mr. Thain's "reported compensation," which they claimed was $6 million for 2006, back when he was CEO of the New York Stock Exchange.
What was $6 million in those days? Remember, 2006 was the year of "the Biggest Bulge Ever," as the magazine tastefully put it, when "the bonus pool increased to a size almost beyond comprehension." That was the year that Goldman Sachs famously distributed $16.5 billion to its employees, and if you were one of the lucky ones, Trader Monthly -- "See It, Make It, Spend It," was its slogan -- stood ready to help you figure out how to blow your share properly, conspicuously, flamboyantly.
Oh, there were cars: Lamborghinis, Bentleys, Ferraris, Maseratis, sometimes described in the magazine's characteristic tone of flippant indulgence. There were airplanes, reviewed and rated in a column specifically dedicated to that purpose.
There were Scotches, including, in the "Bonus Guide" for 2008, a $20,000 bottle of Johnnie Walker. There were watches, mechanical ones of course, and among the most desirable were the ones with transparent faces, presumably so the little gears were visible and everyone knew the timepiece was for real.
Reading through back issues of the magazine, which was published in Europe with distribution help from The Wall Street Journal Europe, one does not get the sense that its trader readers aspired to live this way because they were jolly bon vivants. Quite the opposite. At one point in its intermittent pursuit of the best possible record player, for example, Trader Monthly described what it claimed to be a $300,000 turntable as "a huge middle finger to everyone who enters your home."
If you didn't understand why someone would want to greet their guests in such a way -- and as a nation we certainly didn't -- then you didn't understand what it meant to be a trader.
But Trader Monthly did, and it limned the trader so that all might behold his glory. A trader was a sort of embodiment of the primal drama of capitalism; not just an überconsumer, but a bullying, self-maximizing, wealth-extracting he-man, a lout in full.
Traders often "craft themselves to be shocking," says Caitlin Zaloom, an anthropologist at New York University who has studied trader culture. "They try to make themselves into characters that embody the dog-eat-dog character of the market. In order to be a top speculator, you're supposed to be able to crush those around you and aspire to your self-interest."
Consider, in this connection, the Chicago Mercantile Exchange trader whom Trader Monthly inducted into its "Hall of Fame" in 2006, describing him, admiringly, as "a conqueror, physically imposing and, at times, verbally abusive. Clad in his signature white jacket, he would crush anyone who dared to cross him or tried to pick his pocket."
The magazine's panting worship of the truculent personality culminated in a bizarre spectacle it arranged in November of 2007: trader boxing. Before an audience chewing steak and guzzling luxury vodka, the furious fists of bond traders connected with the jaws of corporate vice presidents.
And to those who wondered why the nation should heap up its wealth at the feet of such pugnacious vulgarians, the magazine gave the usual answer: Traders prospered because they delivered.
"The rewards have become so astronomical that the competition for coveted entry-level trading positions has become extremely fierce," mused the magazine's founder in the gilded year 2007. "Or is it the other way around -- the talent entering the market is so substantial that it has pushed the returns and, therefore, the rewards to levels once considered unthinkable?"
Although he didn't mention it, there was also a third possibility: that much of the financial engineering, the fancy new derivatives and balance-sheet legerdemain, was part of a bubble that would one day burst. That many of these hustlers, gamblers and pugilists were helping to misallocate capital on a fantastic scale. That with or without the aid of a $300,000 stereo component, they were telling America just what they thought of it.
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Show AllThe tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of
patriots and tyrants. ....Thomas Jefferson
And this admin is poised to give them another trillion or so. Yup...sure makes sense to we poor bastards who have had to work for a living. Just another sign that the old US is on it's way down, down, down. If this is now the true Age of Aquarius, I sure hope the essence kicks in soon...very soon.
I'm half expecting Dante to rise from the grave to revise a new place in the "Inferno" for these guys.
Maybe have them working noon shifts at McDonald's or weekends at Walmart.
Sioux Rose
N.G: The Dante version would have the bankers working at these outposts, in a very compelling virtual reality, that stretched into infinity. Should they ever incarnate after that, they'd treat the proletariat with far more kindness, presuming they were not invited back (i.e. embodied) to join its ranks.
I can't decide whether these bastards should be keel-hauled or strapped into colonial dunking chairs, but clearly some sort of water torture is appropriate.
I favor keel hauling myself. I understand barnacles are razor sharp.
I vote in favor of keel-hauling......from an aircraft carrier.
Only if the carrier is one of the mothballed ones - they have more barnicles.
Excellent point!
I prefer drawing and quartering myself.
Too quick!
I was a huge fan of Thomas Frank's "What's the Matter with Kansas?" as it pretty much punched a hole in solving the mystery of the deranged and deluded self-righteous bulldozing conservatives not only in his state but in plenty others plus he used to acknowledge the fault of the Democrats for taking the economic and even foreign policy issues off the table. I was, however, disappointed in the way he like the rest still concede to Obama without even giving Nader and Mckinney a look. If Frank thinks that Obama will reign in Wall $treet, he's deluded and lost in space as he probably didn't take note of the bailouts to the crooks on Wall $treet that Obama supported.
When the only "Value" in our economic system is the pursuit of money and wealth, how can it be mocking those values when people pursue the same?
This is NOT a problem with a handul who exploited the system. It is a core problem with the economic system we as people have decided to adopt.
As SOCIETIES and COMMUNITIES we must all transform the "Value system" that tells us success and happiness is measured by our individual material gain.
pk
"American values" ??? Since when did the U$A have values. This is a nation built on the idea that GREED IS GOOD.
Wall Street is only a symptom. The real illness is in Washington. The politicians there are about to sign the Stimulus into law without even reading it.
What American values?
Puhleeze!
the great divisions of human society are two: makers and takers.
american values? guffaw and chortle and snort! yes, it was thrift, hard work, prudence, chastity, sobriety and a host of other boy scout virtues embraced by millions of horatio algiers that made the u.s. what it was in that paradisical fantasy land of yesteryear. not massive land theft, slaughter, enslavement, and war upon war upon war.
the simple fact is that without a great deal of ruthlessness and bloodshed, no country ever became "great."
the other simple fact is that those 'great' countries always have an unlimited capacity to lie to themselves about their 'virtue'.
Today's traders are the on-going gifts coming from Enron. After TX Senator Phil Gramm dismantled the protective banking/investing rules for his buddy Ken Lay, it only took the trader/speculator gangsters 2 years to take Enron and it's investors to the wall. But, UBS eagerly adopted those homeless Enron thugs along with their enabler Senator Gramm and now the world has also been taken to the wall by those criminals whose raw power was so admired, coveted and imitated by Wall Street and their banks.
The Enron employees who were swindled 7 years ago have now lost again because of these same psychopaths who moved on to defraud the rest of mankind.
Well, here is something that shows the grand larceny is not going all that well for all of those crooks. Here's the link:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29195955/
It shows that the infallible perfection is not all that infallible and even those so called wizards come to the cross roads as far too few of them should. I have no sorrow, remorse or pity for those rotten jack offs in this link and it really is a bit of ironic justice that gives me pleasure other than their victims will have to brave what most people in this country will do also. I really cannot believe msnbc would put an article like this out on the internet or tv.