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Pat Robertson’s Christian Broadcasting Network Warns Americans of ‘Demonic’ Halloween Candy
AU’s Lynn Says Religious Broadcaster Should Send ‘Trick Or Treat’ Goodies Over to His House
WASHINGTON - October 29 - Put aside your fears of swine flu. TV preacher Pat Robertson's Web site has just issued a bulletin warning Americans of the real threat we face this season: Demons may be lurking in our Halloween candy.
In a column on the Christian Broadcasting Network's Web site, writer Kimberly Daniels asserts that "demons" sneak into bags of Halloween candy at grocery stores.
"[M]ost of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches," Daniels wrote. "I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference."
The Rev. Barry W. Lynn, executive director of Americans United for Separation of Church and State, urged Robertson and Daniels to lighten up.
"I've heard of the devil being in the details, but to think he's lurking inside a Snickers bar is a little too much," Lynn quipped. "Pat Robertson has always peddled some scary stuff, but this is over the top."
Added Lynn, "I hate to see all of that candy go to waste. I wish Robertson would send it to me, because I'm throwing a Halloween party and could use it."
Daniels asserts that far from being harmless fun, Halloween is a veritable doorway to hell, full of literal monsters.
"Halloween is much more than a holiday filled with fun and tricks or treats," she wrote. "It is a time for the gathering of evil that masquerades behind the fictitious characters of Dracula, werewolves, mummies and witches on brooms. The truth is that these demons that have been presented as scary cartoons actually exist. I have prayed for witches who are addicted to drinking blood and howling at the moon."
Robertson, founder of the Christian Coalition and an influential player in American politics, has long opposed Halloween. As far back as 1982, he attacked the holiday as a "Satanic ritual" and said on the air, "I think we ought to close Halloween down."
CBN later produced a pamphlet titled "Hallowed or Harmful: Christian Perspective on Halloween." It asserted, "During Halloween, little children in particular are the weak ones."
On Oct. 29, 2007, Robertson called Halloween a "festival of the devil" and added that celebrating the holiday is "a mistake for Christians."
Lynn urged Robertson to take a deep breath and try to relax.
"I think Pat has been watching too many scary movies," Lynn said. "Still, if he doesn't want to celebrate Halloween, that's fine with me, but he should quit trying to spoil everyone else's fun."


4 Comments so far
Show All1. All candy is 'satanic' in that it is composed of a well known poison with poisonous flavorings, all designed to addict the unwary.
2. Halloween [All Hallow's Eve] is a Catholic holiday set up to compete with Celtic pagan rituals on Sa'wen, the equinox. Thus, from hard core Christian perspective, of course it is 'devilish'. When your scared of your own shadow, everything is devilish.
3. Robertson [and his ilk] are the jesters of modern America, making us all laugh at his ludicrous statements [except for those thousands who send him the money he uses to play.
4. The only thing funnier than Robertson is the crowd who takes him seriously.
When your Gawd speaks to you and sends you signs under your bed or in your bathroom, you had better listen and if he tells you to kill your first born, then go one better and kill em all.... Really make that old bearded son of a bitch really happy... After all Jeezbus is love..... Or so that which is writ sez....
I am glad that I have no superstitions of any kind... I follow my ethics and a code of honor that tells me that if I help my fellow man, I help myself...
Isn't it time that all the religions started paying an entertainment tax??
Kimberly and Pat are absolutly correct. All candy is satanic with the exception of Reeses PeanutButter Cups and possibly M&Ms. Fortunately, or unfortunately, it is impossible to create and maintain a righteous endeavor without a sin or two to enjoy behind the barn.
Dang! Ooga-booga! Demons! Eeek. (No Hershey bars for you, kid)
When does this madness end? These people are just flat nuts.
Our European and Canadian cousins must just scratch their heads and wonder what the hell happened over here.