Agh Scary Dark Hordes Are Coming!

Agh Scary Dark Hordes Are Coming!

 

What could await us if we don't get out there and stop it

So fetid real Donald Trump has released his first TV ad, a stunningly unsavory mess of race-baiting, fear-mongering and lies that highlights the long, dark, mournful plunge this country has taken from our better angels. The grainy=sinister black and white ad begins with images of Obama and Hillary quickly and subtly morphing into photos of the San Bernardino shooters - get it?!? - and goes downhill from there. The real Trump says Muslim terrorists are everywhere which is why we need a "temporary shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until we can figure out what’s going on" - the most coherent policy proposal and Bestest Line Ever - and then Donald will "quickly cut the head off ISIS and take their oil," even though actually it's not theirs, and then he'll "stop illegal immigration by building a wall on our southern border that Mexico will pay for.” This promise is accompanied by overhead video of ant-like brown folks swarming toward a wall that turns out to be Moroccan migrants trying to cross the border into Spanish territory in 2014; his campaign said “No shit, but that’s what our country is going to look like" - even though actually illegal immigration has steadily dropped - and the "Pants on Fire" lie was "1,000% on purpose," so it's all good. Or, umm, not.

Twitter had fun posting photos of other swarming "Muslims"

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