Make All Their Wishes Come True With More Useless Plastic Crap Not Dumb Old Nature (Like, Yuch)
In this season of alleged grace and wonder, Toys 'R Us is going as low as they can possibly go with an ad that celebrates the grace and wonder of aisles of plastic stuff, and teaches that trees, nature, science and learning about any of that are lame. Happily, critics, petitions and Colbert are calling them on it.
"Nature is boring. I played in it once. There was nothing to buy. It sucked." - Colbert