The head of the Pentagon’s Missile Defense Agency has warned its employees and contractors, who were reportedly already pretty unhappy, to stop using their computers to surf the Internet for porn sites, which he called "inappropriate use of the MDA network.” Your tax dollars at work.

“These actions are not only unprofessional, they reflect time taken away from designated duties, are in clear violation of federal and DoD and regulations, consume network resources and can compromise the security of the network though the introduction of malware or malicious code.”