Opting to ignore reality as most of us know it, the newly released, truly astonishing Republican Party of Texas’ platform opposes "all efforts of the extreme environmental groups that stymie legitimate business interests," calls for abolishing the Voting Rights Act and EPA, rejects affirmative action as making race "a divisive force in American life," declares that homosexuality "tears at the fabric of society" and defines marriage as "a God-ordained, legal and moral commitment only between a natural man and a natural woman," AND opposes "the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority." Later, a  spokesman said the critical thinking part was actually "an oversight," so go ahead and think if you want, but obviously not homo thoughts.

From the platform: