Hi Senator, Just A Quick Hello To Let You Know I'm Currently Ovulating!
With Virginia Republican - and avid supporter of the state's personhood and ultrasound bills - Ryan McDougle so psyched to get all up into the lady parts of his constituents, they generously obliged him by taking to his Facebook page to offer detailed reports on their menstrual cycles, IUDs and vaginal discharge. His office tried to delete them; too late.
"Senator McDougle, I am almost 49 and STILL menstruating with no sign of slowing down! Frankly, I've had enough of this inconvenience - the cost of pads and pain reliever and all the mess - well YOU know how it is. You're an expert on this lady stuff."