Ron Paul Action Figure! Comes Fully Equipped With the U.S. Constitution!
Now available: Ron Paul as a limited-edition collectible in two models: “Commander-in-Chief” Paul, complete with U.S. Constitution, and “Super Hero” Paul, ready to combat the evil federal reserve and sign executive orders. All proceeds go toward his PAC. A spokesman says it's "the only way that Ron Paul can be bought,” adding he's "confident that he’ll be competitive in the collectible toy demographic." We wonder if the doll can get past the TSA. Man, it's been one of those days.