All Kinds of Wrong

All Kinds of Wrong

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The early morning release of Nike’s limited edition Air Jordan 11 "Concord" $180 sneakers sparked violence in shopping centers across this fine land, with instances of rioting, pepper-spraying, breaking down doors and at least one woman arrested for leaving her kids in the car to go buy sneakers; police broke into the car to rescue them. Joy to the world.

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