Tea Party Leaves For Space. We Wish It Godspeed.

Tea Party Leaves For Space. We Wish It Godspeed.

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Abby Zimet

Given the wackiness quotient among leading GOP contenders, can anything surprise at this point? Ok, try this: An offshoot of the South Florida Tea Party wants to break our socialist government's hold over the universe with the Tea Party In Space, which will save us all by bringing their core values of American exceptionalism and free markets to the space program, which is clearly our most pressing problem right now.

"Our goal is nothing less than the expansion of American civilization into the solar system." 

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