Cry (Lame) Liberty
Lamentably, wingnuts seem to have fallen on hard times along with the rest of America. To wit: A rally for thousands planned by the St. Louis Tea Party has been cancelled after they got only three responses, one from a wise-acre liberal. The rally was meant to mark Obama's birthday, Calvin Coolidge’s inauguration and "USS Nautilus’s first voyage under the North Pole." Hey: We report; you figure out what the hell they're talking about.