Bring In the Clowns

Bring In the Clowns

by
Abby Zimet

A new poll shows even Republicans don't like any of their potential candidates for President, even the rich guy with the absurd hair and claims who just trademarked bath salts and fragrances that will make him (more of) a bundle. Perhaps the GOP's gently dubbed "enthusiasm gap" stems from the fact that all these people are pathetic losers, much like, their possible candidacies imply, our sorry electoral process.

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