Restoring Honor, But Only to White People
Glenn Beck insists his upcoming paranoia fest in D.C. isn't about
politics, which is why Sarah Palin is speaking, and is truly
grass-roots, which is why alot of right-wing groups are funding and organizing it, and doesn't mean he thinks
he's Martin Luther King, which is why it's on the anniversary of the "I
Have A Dream" speech. A Tea Party Mainer (we are ashamed to say) offers
other useful tips
on the event: what immigrants do and don't like you to say, where to
find good food (though he inexplicably includes tapas, Asian and Middle
Eastern), where gay areas are and how to avoid the neighborhoods where
the, ummm, black people live.
"Do not use the Green line
or the Yellow line. These rules are even more important at night. There
is of course nothing wrong with many other areas; but you don't know
where you are, so you should not explore them."