Hide Your Guns!

Hide Your Guns!

by
Abby Zimet

In the hectic post-Katrina days, a former "Special Forces type" reports,
police were confiscating firearms when they should have "recruited all
the military vets like myself, armed us to the teeth, and said, 'Shoot
any rioters on
sight,' and then three vicious-looking punks showed up at his door
looking for his guns, which was the final straw. Now he's peddling his
$60 "Hide Your Guns" manual
on wingnut sites. In it, he shares "the secrets of hard-core
gun-caching" for when "bad times and bad (likely dark-skinned) people
come," probably any day now. Learn "where to hide your guns so the bad
guys will never find them," how to build a "panic room," the "cold hard
truth" about safes, including "what you absolutely must have on the
bottom," and what you need to know to "remain one of the few armed
citizens when most of the pathetic sheep are rendered defenseless." Whew. This sheep is speechless, anyway.

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