Judge: You Have the Right to Remain Ridiculous
Proving that our constitutional freedoms are still intact despite all
those Socialists running the country, a New York Judge has thrown out
a disorderly conduct charge against one Julio Martinez for doing that
stupid pants-below-the-butt-with-underwear-hanging-out-thing. Judge
Ruben Franco said Martinez may have offended the fashion police but not
"public order and decency," though some of us might argue otherwise.