Illegal Big Mexican Women, AWOL Afghans, Strippers in Jello, Oh My!

Illegal Big Mexican Women, AWOL Afghans, Strippers in Jello, Oh My!

by
Abby Zimet

FOX News Exclusive! Those 17 Afghan troops who've gone AWOL from a language school at an Air Force base in Texas?! It turns out they deserted with the help of a "loose network" of "BMWs"
- Big Mexican Women - who teach them how to live here on the run, just
like they do! Sometimes the "groupies," after meeting them in
jello-filled nightclubs, even help them go to Canada! And somehow now
there's 46 of them! No doubt heading your way! FOX has yet to
discover how the women got overweight; their investigation is ongoing.

"These guys, they want a better life, but they're scared....These BMWs say, 'It's OK.' Then poof, they're gone."

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