Obscene Anti-Abortion Rants, Yes. Cleavage, No.
Lucy the Slut has been banned
in conservative Colorado Springs, where a billboard company has refused
to run a promotional poster featuring her and her fulsome, furry, pink,
puppet bosom. Lucy is a character in the musical Avenue Q,
coming soon to the town that's home to Focus on the Family and other
evangelical wingnut operations, but apparently no breasts. The kicker:
Lucy will be replaced by Rod. He's a blue, Republican, closeted gay puppet.