GOP Cancels Inspirational If Felonious Pimp Speech

GOP Cancels Inspirational If Felonious Pimp Speech

by
Abby Zimet

Honest Abe, looking discouraged by such behavior.

The Salt Lake County GOP, which had invited ACORN pimp wannabee James O'Keefe to host its Lincoln Day dinner, has withdrawn
its invite, saying they never liked him anyway. O'Keefe was arrested
two days ago for entering federal property under false pretenses - pimp
last time, phone repairman this time - because this is the sort of
silly sleazebag thing he does.

O'Keefe "will speak on his national expose of ACORN's unethical
behavior, his changes in Congress and inspire our party's passion for a
grassroots comeback." - GOP's hopeful if grammatically flawed blurb on
keynote speech.

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